Wholesale Kraken's Revenge Seasoning

In the deep, dark, depths of the ocean the Kraken sits waiting for its chance to get revenge on humankind. If we had known of its immense size, power and ability to hold a grudge we may not have delved so deep and disturbed its slumber.
It’s too late now. Retaliation is the only course of action for this bad-tempered and spicy seafood seasoning! It’s all over but the destruction!